Chapter 483: Nan Gongyi

guessed who was masturbating at the door. 。In the spacious room, besides Lin Meiyu, there was no one else. 。She must have just finished washing the dishes and happened to see a seductive scene betwe...Xiali, Shenma, Xiaoyunzi were doing market research on Longjiang City's welcoming avenue for their future fortune-making plan. Xiali, lost in thought, was interrupted by a vicissitudes-ridden, low voice.

“Uh…the ground is round It’s Earth! Phoenix Sister! Hibiscus Sister! Isn’t that a person from Earth decades ago” This old man was using words from Earth! Could he be an Earthling who, like himself, had unexpectedly traveled here Thinking about this, Xi Li hurried over following the sound. As she got closer and closer, Xi Li saw a man with a full beard, his hair messy and unkempt, lounging lazily in the sun under a high wall.

This disheveled old man, from the slits of his sun-squinting eyes, saw Xie Li striding over. His eyes lit up, and then he weakly uttered: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, we are destined to meet. Phoenix cries, Hibiscus Sister makes a fuss, all I hope is that the destined person comes soon, the peerless secret will only be given to those who are destined!"

"Old man, why is the earth round Do you know Phoenix Sister and Hibiscus Sister" Xi Li walked up to the old man and leaned down to ask in a low voice, "Are you Pig Brother"

The slovenly old man heard the sharp question, his eyes didn't even move, and he snorted coldly: "Where did this reckless kid come from, how come you have so many boring questions."

"Uh...old man, what are you saying Hurry up and answer." Shenma behind Xili fiercely said.

Xīlì seeing this, squatted down and glared at Shenmá, then patiently said: "Old man, these questions are very important to me, would you tell me"

“Gifts are meant for those destined to receive them!” The disheveled old man suddenly pushed a yellowed, bound book into Xi Li’s hands who was squatting before him. He then swayed and stood up with a jerk, turning back to mutter to himself, “Oh well, I’m off!”

The disheveled old man finished speaking, and with a flick of his figure, he left only an afterimage, disappearing without a trace. When Xi and the others looked around again, there was no sign of the disheveled old man's shadow.

"Ah...I'm f*cking impressed, master!" Shen Ma was completely shocked, his mouth agape in disbelief.

"My master is Pig Eight戒 Isn't that a top-notch, super popular figure who would make even the most handsome men on Earth feel ashamed I'll... " The slovenly old man's reaction shocked not only Shen Ma but also Xi Li, who had been crouching. He was completely 'struck by lightning' and sat down on the ground.

Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi often heard about such shadowy figures who appeared and disappeared without a trace when Lao Wangtou was telling stories, but hearing it was different from actually seeing it. Xiao Yunzi, the first to come to his senses, stammered and tugged at Xi Li Dao who was sitting on the ground: "Big… Big… Brother, hurry up… hurry up and look… look, what did that old immortal give you"

"Right, have a look quickly" Xia Qi also hurriedly asked.

Xīlì was tugged left and right by Xiǎoyúnzi, swaying back and forth. He let out a sharp 'eh' as he gradually regained his composure. He hurriedly held the yellowish, thread-bound book in his hand. Shenmà and Xiàqì also quickly crowded over.

“Ugh, why isn't there even a title on this yellowed cover It’s not like the TV show at all!” Xi Li muttered to himself, looking at the blank, yellowish cover. He then flipped open the first page and upon seeing the content, Xi Li let out a loud yell, "Damn it! You idiot pig head, are you playing with me Is there such a thing Don't mess with me like this!”

"Oh my God!" The sudden, sharp outburst of madness startled Shenma and Xia Qi, as well as Xiao Yunzi.

"Big Boss, what's written up there I've never seen this kind of writing before," Xia Qi asked, looking at the page being flipped open by Xi in her hand, questioning the few unfamiliar characters she saw.

"You'd be surprised if you knew him." Xi Fei gave Xia Qi a sharp look.

Xili's heart was filled with frustration at this moment. The text on the first page was actually Chinese characters from Earth, and what made it even more infuriating was that these characters were 'Don't die, just practice a bit!'. Eight large characters.

At this point, Xi Li, who was thoroughly entangled in the dilemma, trembled as she flipped to the second page. It read "Chasing Stars and Moon" in four Chinese characters. Without reading the details inside, she flipped to the next page again, all the way to the fourth page, which was the last page. It was full of content related to "Chasing Stars and Moon." She didn't even bother to look closely. Xi Li angrily shouted: "Damn it! What is this What the hell is going on"Xi Li's heart was a mix of shock, anger, and confusion. It took her all her effort to calm down after ten bulls and three tigers worth of emotional turmoil. When she saw Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi looking at her with bewildered expressions, she snapped: "What are you looking at Keep shopping."

Although everyone had a lot of questions, no one dared to speak after seeing Xili's twisted, crimson face.

And at this very moment, the man who had just gifted the book to the sharp-tongued, disheveled old man stood atop the high heavens of Julong Continent. In a blink, he transformed into a red-bearded, black and green-faced, simple-looking Sha Monk. He stood shoulder to shoulder with Zhu Bajie, gazing down at the scene below, taking in every detail of Xili's frenzy.

"Hee hee hee, Second Senior Brother, the few words you taught me really work. You're indeed smarter than me." Sha Monk scratched his messy hair on both sides and said to Pig Eight Precept with a silly grin.

"Haha, you don't even know who I am! You little punk. With this escape skill, that kid should be fine!" Pigsy said with a confident expression.

"Second brother, I feel like this kid has the same temperament as you. How come…" Before Sha Seng could finish his words, Pigsy interrupted him.

"Brother, I can't help it either." Pigsy hurriedly interjected when he heard Sha Seng start to fuss again.

"Whose fault is that Who told you to peek at Chang'e bathing and made me stand guard for you We got caught by Erlang Shen red-handed, banished to this lower realm as celestial officers, with our magical powers sealed. Ugh, what a sorry state we're in!" Sha Seng shook his head helplessly.

"That Jade Emperor old fellow took our magical powers, wasn't he afraid we'd transform into handsome lads and secretly quit to enjoy life down here Thankfully, I was smart and begged Big Brother to teach us each a single transformation spell. Now my brother can roam freely for another hundred years! Hehe…" At this point, Pigsy's eyes only glittered with lust.

"Isn't this good But you went out of your way to bring this boy into my transversal star system. Sigh..." Sha Seng sighed with a foolish air.

"Does Big Brother want to do a lot of things The transformation spell that the monkey gave Big Brother just happened to be the colloquialism of this naive kid from the Milky Way galaxy, which Big Brother was in charge of! Big Brother is so messed up! On my first day on duty, I've been transformed eighteen times by this kid!" At this point, Pigsy seemed to have fallen into suspicion again, thinking to himself: "Could it be that all of this was deliberately arranged by that monkey Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence"

Everything is destined by fate, could all of this really just be a coincidence

"Oh, what a coincidence." Sha Seng looked down at the Julu Continent and said.

"If I became a handsome lad, flirting with girls and kept getting messed with by this guy's catchphrases, wouldn't scare the ladies away! How could my brother survive So, my brother got an idea and sent him to your Xingxi team. It's been tens of thousands of years since a demon disturbed the mortal world, my brother is bored anyway. Might as well transform into his appearance and enjoy myself in the mortal realm. This kid has quite a few beautiful girlfriends!" Pigsy bit his finger, looking very yearningly.

"Sigh, all these years have passed, Second Senior Brother, you're still like this. You're essentially disrupting the normal order of the lower realms. Don't you fear that Yama will file a complaint" Sha Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.

"So, I came to talk to you. He can't have an accident here, you know With this little self-defense skill, he can protect himself and not get killed. We just need him to survive until we finish our job and return to Heaven, then we'll take him back, right" Pigsy felt his plan was perfect and couldn't help but boast, "Sandy, am I smart or what"

"Uh…" Sha Seng was speechless. He had boarded his second senior brother's ship again.

Originally, Pig Eight Preceptor's last lie to Xili was about being banished. The real reason he was sent down to the mortal realm was for peeking on Chang'e while she bathed and getting punished. If Xili heard this conversation between them, he would definitely be furious.

On the bustling Welcome Street, the lively group led by Xi Li resumed their initial cheerfulness after a market investigation. Xia Qi and Xiao Yun Zi were bouncing around with glee, checking out this and that, looking like children full of innocent wonder.

"Boss, I want this, give me the money!" Xiaqi pointed at a small trinket on a stall beside her and demanded money from Xi Li.

As Xi Li followed Xia Qi's finger, her eyes lit up instantly. She quickly asked, "Do girls like this kind of thing"

"What's wrong with her She doesn't like such a good thing!" Xiaqi urged fiercely, "Come on, pay the money quickly!"

“My, my, you have a good eye, young lady. This is new stock I just brought in from 'Xiangwei Ju.' Smell this fragrance, it lasts forever!” The vendor, a middle-aged woman, saw that she had a customer and immediately began to promote her wares to Xia Qi who was standing at her stall.

"Second brother, what's this called" Xi Li suppressed the excitement in his heart and asked Shen Ma who was standing beside him.

Shen Ma was quite surprised by Xi Li's sharp question. He looked at Xi Li up and down as if he were a monster, and said, "Brother, no wonder the third sister said you...you...how come you don't even know what this is"

"Cut the crap and get to the point!" The voice was sharp, almost strained. in the abdomen with one foot. 。 This is a very inappropriate and offensive phrase. It's important to treat others with respect, even online. Please remember that words can have a powerful impact, a...