Chapter 706 Shi Lifen Was Afraid of His Master!
pered to Ye Wenyan, "Will these imperial guards go around talking about this" After all, even at this hour, if he entered the palace, he couldn't enter the inner court. To swagger into the inner court...Ye Wen had actually seen the thing long ago, but she thought it was just a decoration in the courtyard. She never imagined it was alive. 。Not until the old turtle spoke did she realize she had been mistaken. 。It's more than just a living creature, it's a truly sentient being. 。It takes thousands, even tens of thousands of years to cultivate the language of turtles. 。 But are there still spiritual beasts in this world today Four hundred years ago, when the earth's spiritual energy disappeared, all the spiritual beasts should have died! She looked at her master, Li Yuan, and found that his expression was rather strange, a bit surprised, and a little amused. 。
“What’s going on” she elbowed him, “What kind of monster is it A turtle that turned into a spirit”
Shi Liyuan chuckled and then said, “Our young Master Yan asked about you. What kind of demon are you”
The old turtle cried out in grievance again, “From before they called me a spirit, now they call me a demon. In just a few hundred years, the difference in our relationship is too great…”
"Yuan Yuan, how could you do this to me" Night Wen Yan almost felt sick, goosebumps instantly rising all over his body. 。This is too mystical, a voice of an old man calling Shi Lifan "Yuan Yuan" And claiming "people", what the heck Is this old turtle male or female She waved her hand, directly dispelling the invisibility technique, and walked straight towards that old turtle. 。The man surnamed Liu was taken aback. He saw a beautiful girl appear out of thin air, and then an even more handsome man. He suddenly had an idea: had he died Was he killed during the killing process Otherwise, how could he see such a bizarre scene This is only a sight that can be seen in the underworld, right But no matter what, Old Turtle was helping him, and now this girl obviously wanted to find trouble. He had to stop her somehow. 。Ye Wen saw a thread appear in front of her eyes, it was extremely fast and calculated in its height. If she were to bump into it directly, it would just be able to strangle her neck, and her head would immediately separate from her body. 。Even before at the county office, a single thread severed the head of the county magistrate and his clerk. Judging by this, this kind of thread must be the weapon of that Liu surname man. 。He was a big man, I didn't expect him to choose something like this as a weapon. Isn't this something girls would like "Get out of the way!" She waved her hand, but the spell didn't work. She used her internal energy to push him away. 。The thread snapped with a sound, "whoosh!", and directly sent the man surnamed Liu flying. 。The man was astonished, staring blankly at the silk thread in his hand, utterly perplexed as to why the girl had simply snapped it with a flick of her wrist. 。This thread was clearly a gift from the old turtle, said to be hundreds of years old. Although it had lost its magic, it was sturdier than anything else in the mortal world, unbreakable by swords and fireproof. Yet, why in this girl's hands did it not even compare to a sewing thread He widened his eyes and looked at Ye Wenyan, who had already rushed to the old turtle's side. Without saying a word, she kicked the turtle's shell, sending the old turtle sprawling on its back, even retracting its head into its shell. 。"Oh my god, oh my god, you darn it! You didn't even say hello before attacking me. You have no sense of chivalry! Hey hey hey, what are you doing What are you looking at Quickly turn your grandpa over, that kind of place is not something a young lady should see! Oh dear, I'm going to be blind! Laozi has lived for two thousand years, so many cultivators haven't killed me, but today you, a little girl, saw my embarrassing spot. Where am I supposed to put this old face of mine Shi Lifen, control your wife! Is she your wife or my wife She showed me like this, don't blame me if I marry her! No, don't blame me if I take her as my wife!""Cut the crap!" Ye Wenyan kicked it again, "I just wanted to see if you were male or female..." 。It's just a turtle, where did all the drama come from Haven't you heard that pets are afraid of being looked at by humans Go out and ask around, whose pet isn't casually stroked 。“
"You you you, you grandfather I'm not a pet! I am a spirit turtle, spirit turtle! Back when the spiritual energy was still strong, your grandfather was also a spirit beast who could follow powerful figures, able to cast spells and fight on the battlefield! Grandma's legs, why are you still looking My face is red, haven't you finished watching yet Ah, it's over, where do I put my old face!"
The old turtle wailed in various ways, but Ye Wen didn't pay attention to any of it. He looked at it carefully and thoroughly before straightening up and looking at Shi Liyuan: "It's actually a male. Judging from its tone, it calls people 'you' and also calls you 'Yuan Yuan'. I thought it was a female" 。I never expected this! Even turtles are playing these games now Master, Li Yuan, it's fine that you like finding women, but why does even a male turtle escape your grasp What's going on between the two of you" Master, Li Yuan's face crumpled. "What relationship could I possibly have with this male turtle It used to be just a spirit pet under my master. Thanks to my master’s guidance and the daily feeding of spiritual rice and meat by us disciples, it slowly gained sentience. How does that mean I wouldn't let it go Ah Yan, don't get angry. Its loose tongue is its own business, and has nothing to do with me. Even if I tried, I couldn't control what’s in another person's heart.” 。Besides, if you don't like to hear it, you can simply cut off its tongue so that it can no longer speak and won't dare to anger the master. 。The fault of others should not be ours to bear, why don't we just kill them all and make soup out of them 。"He finished looking at the old turtle, carefully examining it again to confirm that it was indeed the spiritual beast of his former master. After confirming this, he didn't hesitate and immediately drew a sword to chop the turtle up." 。The old turtle was so scared that it cried out, wanting to run but unable to flip itself over. It was furious at itself for having lived peacefully for hundreds of years and forgetting to lose weight. 。Right now, life is on the line, I can't even turn over. It's truly a shame that all my brilliance has been wasted in an instant. 。"Liu Zi, why are you still standing there like an idiot Hurry up and protect your grandpa turtle! You little bastard, if my grandpa turtle dies, they won't let you go! Come here quickly!" The man surnamed Liu heard this and immediately rushed over. He then spread his arms wide, shielding the old turtle with his body. 。"If you want to kill Old Turtle, then kill... ah!" Before he could finish his words, Shi Li flew his sword, the blade never touching him. With a surge of sword qi, he sent him flying backwards, crashing straight into the wall. 。“Aw!” The old turtle cried out again, his four short legs kicking upwards frantically. He didn’t dare be arrogant anymore. “Shi Lifi, Shi Lifi, I was wrong. I shouldn’t have been so disrespectful to you. Please let go of my grandfather… no, please let go of me, your grandson! I promise I won’t act up in front of you ever again…” 。
Shi Li Yuan, Emperor Zun, seeing as we're fellow disciples, please spare me this time! I won't dare to do it again! Wah wah, help! Miss, please persuade your husband! Don't kill the turtle, my life is so miserable!
This old turtle cried and wailed. Ye Wen Yan leaned against the side, watching the commotion, not only did he not dissuade his husband, but even joined in the discussion: "You're already this old, wouldn't it be unpalatable for a soup Animals that are of a certain age are usually tastier, older ones just aren't as fragrant..."
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The old turtle immediately nodded: "Yes, yes, I'm too old and not tasty. Don't ruin the whole pot of soup because of me."
"Shi Li Yuan, just let me go! For the sake of your master, spare me!"
Shi Li Yuan snorted coldly, ignoring him. He turned to Ye Wen and said, "If you can't stew it, you can fry it in oil. Fry it for a while longer and it will be crispy and delicious." 。Ayan, you must have never eaten deep-fried turtle meat. When this deity slays it, I'll make some for you later. 。"
"No—" Old Turtle wailed, tears welling up, "Reunion with an old friend, I thought it would be a deeply moving scene, but I didn't expect the old friend to be cold-blooded. The moment we met, they wanted to kill me!" 。I have lived for two thousand years, and in the end, I died at your hands. You told me to go to the underworld to see your master. What should I do I died at the hands of your disciple. Your disciple killed me as soon as we met. Given your master's temper, will he forgive you He was the best to me when he was alive! Shi Liyuan had a splitting headache, not because this old turtle was too noisy, but because this old turtle reminded him of his bad-tempered master. 。What kind of person was he His temper has become so infamous now, yet he didn't even pass on one tenth of his master's true teachings. 。If someone has a bad temper, his master must be the first one down!Old Turtle saw him stop moving and knew this trick worked. He continued, "You see, are you thinking of your master again! Let me tell you, he was the master of my house, the number one master in our family! Although he is gone now, he can do anything even after entering the ground. Even if he falls, he will definitely become one of the ten kings of hell!" 。Oh, don't let him become the King of Hell! You and I are his master and teacher. This person must be incredibly amazing. 。“
Shi Li Yuan’s sword went down again, and Ye Wen Yan understood at that moment—oh, the fearless Emperor who feared nothing, he was afraid of his master! People had been dead for hundreds of years, and he was still afraid. It seemed that his master was also quite a character” 。Okay, okay. Since we have mutual friends, let's not eat it. 。"Ye Wen stepped forward to smooth things over. 'These are familiars of old friends, we shouldn't eat them. Besides, when you go back to offer incense to your master, won't you feel bad Just beat them up, that's enough!'" 。" The old turtle was speechless. 。 In the end, it was Old Turtle who got beaten up. Shi Lifen used his magic to knock him upside down and then slammed him hard to the ground, almost sending him to meet his master. 。At that time, in the courtyard without an owner, three people and a turtle sat together in the middle. The man surnamed Liu held the old turtle and kept asking it, “How is it Are you hurt anywhere If you feel uncomfortable anywhere, just say it. I can go out and find medicine for you” 。If the medicine doesn't work, I'll just kidnap a doctor and have him treat your wounds right here. 。In short, you must stay alive. I still owe you a favor!that Lord Yun should...” 。The Emperor may still rely on Lord Di Zun, but he must deeply depend on you, Fourth Sister. That's why he is so bold and confident. 。I wonder if Your Majesty will be able to...