Chapter 1: Big Brother, It's Time to Take Your Medicine
lian."My lady, this bottle contains Yaochi Jade Dew, something your kind loves the most. On a daily basis, you can apply a drop or two to yourself and ensure an intoxicating fragrance."Actually, what..."Big brother, it's time to take your medicine."
Abruptly, Wu Chao heard a soft, alluring call.
With great effort, Wu Chao pried open his eyelids, which felt like they were stuck to iron sheets. He saw a woman in ancient clothing approaching him, holding a steaming clay bowl in her hand.
She was slender, and with every step she took, her waist swayed like a water snake, graceful and alluring.
Her melon-shaped face was delicate and flawless, with a touch of blush on her alluringly moist cheeks. Beneath her captivating eyes, which sparkled like water, sat a beauty mole. Her brows were slightly upturned and her eyelashes curled enticingly.
Fingers like jade onions, holding the medicine bowl gently closer.
Due to her slightly bent posture, the neckline of her clothing fell lower, revealing two large, tender, and round mounds that were faintly visible in Wu Chao's eyes.
"Dalan, come, take your medicine."
Between two moist, petal-like lips, a fragrant breath is exhaled, carrying an intoxicating aroma.
Just as Wu Chao was about to open his mouth subconsciously, his body froze suddenly!
How did I end up in bed
Who is this ancient beauty
Wu Chao only has a junior high school diploma. He learned martial arts at Shaolin Temple when he was young. At the age of 15, he entered society by washing dishes in a restaurant. He has worked as a bricklayer on construction sites, sung for money on the streets, and been an extra in Hengdian. He has also worked as a security guard.
After years of hard work, I'm about to achieve my great ambition: a luxury car, a mansion, and a harem of wives and mistresses.
As a result, at the celebration for the company's successful IPO, he died at the dinner table with a "thud".
"Hiss!"
Wu Chao suddenly felt a terrible headache.
"Dalan, what's wrong with you"
Her voice was soft and warm, like someone softly singing beside you, very comforting.
But Wu Chao cared about her address to him: "Beauty, what do you call me"
"Big Lang, don't you recognize me It's me, Jinlian."
Wu Chao blinked his eyes, steadied himself, and swallowed.
Suddenly, I realized that the hell I was transported to ancient times!
No!
Lotus
Older brother
"You, you're named Pan...Jinlian"
"Well, I am, I am Wǔ Dàláng"
A beauty in ancient attire handed the earthen bowl in her hand to Wu Chao's lips: "Big Brother, you must be asleep and muddle-headed. This servant girl's surname is Gao. Have some medicine first, after taking it your body will feel better."
Wu Chao was terrified!
Wuchang is from Qinghe County, Shandong, one of the sources of material for the Water Margin.
Although *Water Margin* is a novel, similar stories are circulated in their hometown.
Wu Jialang and Wu Chao share the same name.
Erlang is not called "song", but "shuo"!
"Loose" and "solid" sound the same.
The mistress of the Wu family is not surnamed "Pan," but "Gao," her name is Gao Jinhua!
Actually, she is a descendant of Gao Huai De, the famous general who founded the Song Dynasty.
Furthermore, the one who colluded with Gao Jinlian and murdered Wu Dalang is not Ximen Qing, but Ximen Qing!
Crane's message of "He" means "Celebration"!
It is said that when “Old Shi” wrote Water Margin, he changed the names to avoid trouble from descendants of the Wu family and the Xi Men family seeking revenge.
After all, if the affairs of these two families were written in a book and spread around, it would be a disgrace!
It is said that women from the Wu family are all fierce, and "Lao Shi" was also worried that his hair would be pulled out by them, so he took pains to change his name.
How did you get to ancient times
And he even became Wǔ Dàláng!
If she were Gao Jinhua, then this bowl offered to her lips would be poison!
I don't eat!
Wu Chao hurriedly closed his mouth and turned his head away!
"Dalaang, this medicine although bitter, but you eat it down your body will get better." Gao Jinlian on the side bitterly persuaded.
"Dalang, eat quickly!"
Gao Jinhua kept pushing the medicine closer, and Wu Chao got angry. He suddenly raised his hand and knocked over the medicine!
"Ping!"
The soup spilled and splattered everywhere.
"Big brother, this bowl of medicinal soup cost 500 copper coins. It's enough for our family to eat for three days."
Gao Jinlian knelt on the ground, her two willow-like eyebrows tightly furrowed together, filled with distress and heartache.
Wu Chao pointed at the door and roared at Gao Jinhua: "Get out! Get out!"
Is the medicine Gao Jinlian gave, edible
Her poisoning her husband's death story has been passed down for centuries!
Gao Jinlian's eyes were alluring, with watery, glistening depths.
Her alluring lips parted slightly, and she spoke in a pitiful voice: "Da Lang, you...rest first. When your anger has subsided, I will bring you medicine."
Seeing Gao Jilian's graceful and alluring figure walk out of the room, Wu Chao let out a long sigh. He covered his forehead and sat up from the bed.
It turned out that I looked very strange, with short arms and legs!
This isn't his original body at all!
Only now did Wu Chao truly believe that he had crossed into ancient times.
"Why did it have to become Wu Dalang, of all things!"
Oh my God, are you trying to kill me!
Wu Chao cursed at the heavens with a string of insults, and after showering them with curses upon their entire family lineage for generations, he finally slowly got out of bed.
The environment he was in seemed run-down and dilapidated.
One table, one bed, two rickety doors creaking.
That table was placed beside it, looking like a woman's dressing table.
Above was a copper mirror. When Wu Chao carefully leaned in, the mirror showed a very blurry face.
The bronze mirror's clarity is not high, it's a bit blurry.
But through the overall outline, Wu Chao discovered that this face was the same as his from his past life.
Very young!
He's kinda cute!
But why did his body become like this Looking at his whole body, he's not even five feet tall! He used to be a towering man, over six feet tall!
No, you have to find a way to grow taller!
And just as Wu Chao was suffering from a headache, he heard a faint sound coming from downstairs.
Wuchou tiptoed out of the room, secretly peeking to see Gao Jinhua downstairs talking to an old woman.
"My dear, everything is ready on my side. What about yours"
"I'm almost done, I should be finished around four o'clock tomorrow morning."
Wu Chao was terrified!
Gao Jinhua, this poisonous woman, is still not giving up!
She's going to kill herself!
"Then you'd better hurry, the big shot over there can't wait any longer."
"Well, this servant understands."
> Big shot
Which high-ranking official could it be Could it be Ximen He!
Ximen He, this dog hybrid! As expected, he's already gotten close with Gao Jinlian!
Wu Chao was furious upstairs. Although he had just traveled to this place and hadn't fully accepted the identity of Wu Jialang, he was still incredibly angry.
What you can feel is the cunning and viciousness of this woman, Gao Jinhua!
As soon as the elderly woman left, Gao Jinlian rolled up her pale arms and walked to the kitchen by the side, starting to knead the dough.
That slender arm worked the dough with force, beads of sweat trickling down her delicate cheek.
If it were any other woman, Wu Chao would see her and feel pity, embracing her in his arms and carefully protecting her.
But she's Gao Jinlian, who knows if she might put arsenic on this dish!
Wu Chao slowly retreated back into the room, he opened Gao Jinhua's dressing table.
The drawer contained only a single hairpin, and some needlework supplies like scissors and thread.
Wuchi picked up a pair of scissors and sat on the bed, waiting for Gao Jilian to come up!
He's going to make sure she gets nothing!
Anyway, he is Wudalang, his younger brother Wu Shu is coming soon!
Then, brothers, join forces and together eliminate this adulterous couple. Afterward, we'll flee to the mountains to become bandits, raise an army, and conquer the world!
A human life is a lifetime, while the lifespan of plants and trees is just one autumn.
Since the heavens have brought this villain into this world, let's make his life a roaring inferno!
I might even be able to become emperor!
Then, I'll have three thousand beauties in the harem! Hehehe!
"Heh…"
Wǔ Chāo let out a long sigh and sat on the bed for a long time. Gāo Jīnlián didn't come up.
"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"
"Heaven is dry, and all things are parched. Be careful of fire!"
The sound of the night watchman can be heard outside the window.
It's already four o'clock in the morning.
Wu Chao once worked as an extra in Hengdian, so he knows a little about ancient times. Four more, which is around 2:00 AM.
"Sizzle!"
Wu Chao suddenly heard the sound of someone opening the door downstairs.
He slapped himself hard! Most of the sleepiness was gone.
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