Chapter 1: A Damn System
right,neck twist,fart twist,Let's do some fortune telling together…"As the sound exploded in the alley, an inexplicable force seemed to descend upon it. All those rushing towards Su Cheng were instan...The street is very lively, with cars and people coming and going.
Su Cheng was gazing out the window of the luxurious carriage as it rolled down the street. He didn't even notice the guards flanking the carriage, because he was completely preoccupied with .
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The carriage drew nearer, ever closer.
I'm sorry, we had to do this. Su Cheng swallowed nervously and silently muttered in his heart: "System, use the card, take it while you can!"
"Use the opportunity!" The system's voice echoed in Su Cheng's mind.
A nameless rule shrouded Su Cheng, he seemed to see gold flashing and silver ingots flying towards him.
Suddenly, Su Cheng felt something appear in his hand.
As usual, it's still warm.
Su Cheng raised his hand, stunned.
A baby bib embroidered with mandarin ducks frolicking in the water was held in his hand, fluttering in the wind. It was so vibrant and carried a faint scent of one person.
Even the diaper is better looking.
Su Cheng blurted out a comment before suddenly realizing it.
This style is off!
Shouldn't things taken by hand be gold or silver At the very least, it should be a jade pendant. But to grab someone's diaper out of nowhere, can that even be eaten
Just as Su Cheng was bewildered, a sharp cry rang out.
Inside a luxurious carriage, a pretty little girl was frowning and picking at something in her lap. She seemed to have lost something suddenly, as if it had vanished into thin air.
"Princess, what's wrong" the guard beside her jumped and asked hurriedly.
"I, I, I…" The princess cried out, her face still clouded with confusion.
At this moment, a commotion suddenly broke out outside. Can you imagine a burly man walking down the street with just his loincloth It's impossible not to cause a stir!
The princess, hearing the commotion, suddenly threw open the carriage curtain and saw a young man on the street holding up his undergarment.
The baby wrap was very obvious, the princess was dumbfounded. She had just been wearing it! How was it in that man's hands
The attendant beside him was stunned. Wasn't that baby wrap in the young man's hand the one the princess wore How could it suddenly appear in his hands
"Ah! Thief! Catch him quickly! He has stolen the princess's undergarment!" shouted Shi Jian.
The princess's face first turned crimson, then paled.
The guards outside the carriage immediately reacted like a boiling pot, charging towards Su Cheng fiercely and menacingly.
Su Cheng suddenly woke up from his daze, shoved his bellyband into his bosom, and ran away!
This is the Tang Dynasty, for crying out loud!
If you are caught, you will definitely be beaten to death!
Su Cheng ran frantically while grabbing food, cursing all the while.
System, I'm furious!
Su Cheng randomly found a small alley and darted into it, but the guards behind him still couldn't give up. Not only could the guards not give up, but even two young girls were chasing after him relentlessly.
The princess and her attendants gasped for breath as they chased after him. At that moment, only one thought filled the princess's mind: she absolutely had to get her undergarment back! It was something precious, how could it end up in the hands of a man
Although Su Cheng put on a burst of speed and ran desperately, the sounds of footsteps and shouts behind him were getting closer and closer.
As a shut-in, how could he possibly outrun someone's guards
Su Cheng was very frustrated, he felt that he might be the first and only transmigrator to be killed by his own system.
"Host, card" The system's voice sounded eerily in Xu Suocheng's mind.
Both labor and capital will be ruined by you, and you still dare to stall! You bitch! Even if labor and capital die here, we will never agree to this again! Su Cheng roared in his heart.
"Really not Then the guard will catch up in ten seconds, host, please be careful!"
What can I do I'm so hard. Su Cheng turned his head and decisively said: "System, card, fast card!"
"Congratulations to the host for reaching Qingge Manwu, would the host like to use it"
“Nonsense! Use it! Use it quickly!” Su Cheng didn’t even bother asking what Light Song and Gentle Dance was, because the guard behind him was only one step away. He could only try desperate measures.
Use, light song and gentle dance!
As soon as the system's voice fell, the BGM exploded in the alley.
Three circles to the left,
three circles to the right,
neck twist,
fart twist,
Let's do some fortune telling together…"
As the sound exploded in the alley, an inexplicable force seemed to descend upon it. All those rushing towards Su Cheng were instantly frozen.
Su Cheng was horrified to find that his unconstrained body began to twitch...
Left three circles, right three circles, twist the neck, twist the butt, Su Cheng was about to collapse. This is light music and dance
This feeling, so shameful!
I damn swear I won't lag anymore! If I lag again, I'm your grandson.
Actually, those guards were even more confused than Su Cheng. They didn't know why they suddenly couldn't move. Just as they were wondering what was happening, they suddenly saw the thief dancing.
...clumsily spinning around, twisting their waist and neck, and turning to wiggle their ...
Their eyes widened suddenly because they had just realized
This is really
This is so beautiful!
They are so good-looking, aren't they Why do they think they look this good Why can't people help but look at them!
This is a man farting!
This damn thing must be a demon!
The little princess and her attendant both had stars in their eyes for a moment.
He is so handsome!
How dashing!
How charming!
Why is it so beautiful
I wish I could keep watching like this forever!
The princess and the young maidservant's cheeks were flushed, their eyes sparkling with stars, completely intoxicated.
Su Cheng was about to cry, because this was too humiliating. He would rather be stabbed to death by the guards than dance this ridiculous light song and graceful dance!
System, that's enough!
However, the system's power didn't shift to Su Cheng's purpose, so, twisting and turning still continued...
Finally, the BGM slowly faded away, and Su Cheng could finally control himself again.
Thus, Su Cheng abandoned his pride and shame, and ran away.
The guards did not pursue, but instead bent down together.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Only the little princess and her handmaiden, eyes shining with stars, watched as the dashing figure disappeared into the alley. They stared after him, their faces flushed, and murmured, "So handsome!"
Why did it have to end It's such a shame!
The guards are still a bit confused. Is that really the princess's bellyband in the man's hands And how did it suddenly appear there
"Princess"
With a cry, the princess pulled the little princess out of her daydream. Her two big eyes instantly filled with mist.
Something like this has happened, and now I don't know what to do. It seems like I can only go back to Mother and cry to her.
"Return to the palace!"
"Hurry, escort the princess back to the palace!"
Amidst the bustling chatter on the street, the carriage hurried away, heading toward the palace. the carriage, because he was completely preoccupied with .Let me know if you want me to translate any more text!The carriage drew nearer, ever closer.I'm sorry, we had to do this. Su Cheng swallowed...