***Cynical***

”My tears are stinging my eyes, it's so humiliating to be forced to swallow them in broad daylight, tell me, is that comfortable!"Can you at least tell me before doing something like this It's not nic...Chicken, duck, fish, and goose, eighteen thousand seven hundred.

My brother shouted, "You guys are too ruthless! Even if you charge ten times the price, you have to shave it clean, wash and peel it thoroughly before weighing it, right You're treating me like a cash cow!"

The whole family of this farmhouse came out and surrounded my brother's car. His car is big, so they blocked him in.

The man brazenly said, "If you pay us, we'll clean and strip it right away for you! We businessmen value our word!"

"You think you can talk about credit with me! You have the audacity to!" My brother snatched the money from my hand and waved it in the man's face. "Hurry up and prepare the food! Or I won't pay a dime!"

After he finished speaking, he pulled me into the car and said angrily, “Meng Shu and Long Xiaog are reckless! They don't consider the consequences of their actions! I have to clean up their mess!”

"Well, forget it..." I smiled and patted his shoulder: "Brother, there's something I want to talk to you about."

He turned his head to look at me and asked, "What's wrong Why are you so serious... Did your husband find a mistress"

" "

This atmosphere, how could I possibly be serious and have a heart-to-heart with him

Jiang Qiyun even specially left to chase after that elder sister carrying the walking corpses. It's rare for His Majesty the Emperor to be so considerate, I must seize the opportunity.

"Oh, come on, just spit it out. I can't stand this serious atmosphere. What do you want I'll agree to anything except setting me up on a blind date." My brother said impatiently.

"Ahem... I just went to Cheng Banxian's place."

And then

"He helped me detoxify the corpse poison. He said I had no evil intentions, but suddenly I figured something out."

"Huh What is it"

"I saw you in the mirror, smoking a cigarette, hair tousled and disheveled, turning around with that roguish smirk... just like the first thing I saw when I walked through the door."

"And then what"

Then... Then I suddenly knew why you hated Lin Yanqin so much.

"... "

"Because she half-jokingly, half-seriously said: 'You two siblings have a problem.'"

"...."

"Her careless remark stepped on your landmine... didn't it"

" "

He stared silently ahead, without turning to look at me.

I sat in the back seat, leaning over the driver's seat, gazing at his ears up close.

In the study of physiognomy, the ear is considered "the gatekeeper of the heart and the messenger of the kidneys."

People with distinct and plump earlobes are usually smart, quick-witted, perceptive, intelligent, have strong kidney qi, and are energetic.

In face reading, the ears are the best reflection of a person's character.

The ear is divided into the heavenly wheel, human wheel, and earthly wheel. It is an important part in physiognomy.

My brother's earlobes are very well-shaped, and they look very similar to mine. They are small and plump.

Such a person must be very intelligent, thoughtful, clear-minded, unfettered by convention, and have strong opinions that are not easily swayed by others.

According to the classic text, someone with plump earlobes is kind and compassionate. My brother doesn't have plump earlobes; he's a straightforward person who clearly loves and hates.

Just looking at his ears, I don't think he fits the word "desolate."

I heard the sound of him playing with a lighter, he really went to buy a ZIPPO to burn paper money. The metallic clicking sounds "click, click" were teasing my nerves at this time.

"Xiao Qiao, I—"

He held back for a while, then suddenly turned around to speak.

I was holding back a smile, waiting for his next words.

He looked at my expression and frowned, "Come on... you're kidding me, right"

"No, no, I just wanted to hear what's on your mind. You always hide it so well, so well that I can't even tell what's real anymore." I quickly straightened my expression.

He scratched his head and asked, "What's on your mind"

"Well, let me say this first..." I smiled and said seriously, "Brother, you're important to me, so I don't want any hard feelings between us. You went to Cheng Bansxian's place last time... you must have felt it too... well, all those strange thoughts amplified countless times."

My brother rolled his eyes in disbelief: "Little Qiao, you know, my evil thought was to beat up Dad really hard."

"Huh Dad!" I was stunned.

What's this about your dad

"That old geezer, he didn't tell me a thing before picking you up! Not a word! Girls change so much after eighteen! You suddenly appear at the doorstep, backlit, and I couldn't recognize you for a second!"

He said with a hint of anger, "I was dumbfounded when my dad brought home a girl out of the blue!"

"Xiaoqiao, you know, you've been kept at home all these years, you have no fire in your eyes. Walking towards the light like that, I almost thought I was still dreaming."

"And you were looking at me like you were about to cry... I thought I was making a scary face! Then I realized your eyebrows and eyes are so similar to mine, that's when it hit me!"

"You old geezer! Just tell me what will happen! I got blinded by my own sister out of the blue, and he's so eager to give me psychological trauma!"

My brother went on a rant.

After he finished speaking, he was out of breath.

Then stare at me.

I was also watching him.

After a moment of silence, we couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"...My fault, then!" I laughed, rubbing my face.

"Don't blame anyone but yourselves! You and Dad actually fooled me, making me think some fairy had come to my doorstep!" My brother laughed as he reached out to mess up my hair.

"I recognized you right away!" I clutched my head, ducking out of the way while adding, "So, brother, to make up for my mistake, I've decided to help you find a wife!"

"Roll, roll, roll! I'm not getting married! This is non-negotiable! I don't want to be tied down by wife and kids all day long! Look at your husband, even a god has become a skinny little warm man. I can't stand it, I can't stand it..."

"Then you'd better find me a sister-in-law!"

"No settling! When a woman appears who captures my heart and doesn't demand marriage, I'll bring her to meet you." My brother wouldn't budge an inch.

"Okay, okay... I'll wait. If you can't bring it back, then..."

Well then

"I'll sneak a peek at the Book of Life and give you a divine assist!"

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Actually, some things are not as difficult to say as you might think.

Blood is thicker than water, there's no one in this world with the same blood as mine.

Such connections, in a certain sense, are closer and more intimate than any with anyone else.

Confession is not scary, the wise always find the best solutions.

My brother, such a smart man, had long ago treated that fleeting beauty as a memory of the past.

Although it left its mark on his heart, he knew how to fill the void.

He seems to be a gifted individual with great potential. Perhaps he could even become a true master in the future.

He is now helping the staff from Nongjiale move sealed plastic boxes onto a truck.

"What do you mean, chickens, ducks and geese can be together, but you won't keep fish alone! How are you going to deal with the fishy smell!"

The future master

PS: My husband is the Hades book friend group: 1080642757. All Hades' wives, assemble!wo days, and then going together"My brother turned his head speechless: “Qin, where’s your shame You’re not embarrassed at all now”Lin Yanqin smiled, pursing her lips: "Being shy doesn't mean you have...