hat I find most unbelievable: the land beneath this village.Originally, I imagined "evil surging to the heavens" as a cloud of black mist, cracked earth, bones scattered everywhere, and nothing growin...I know that Chongmo uses the body of an offspring from Lao Zhou's family, but he appears and disappears mysteriously, sometimes showing up as his true form.

This body is severely damaged, no longer suitable to be used as a "dwelling," and it's unknown where Chong Mo hid this body or how it ended up in this detention cell.

I opened the cell door and was astonished to find several talismans against evil pasted on the back of it. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that the silent man’s eyes and mouth were also sealed with talismans bound with tape.

This is clearly a case of being cursed.

This situation, I'm both afraid and want to laugh.

If I had seen such a furious zombie before, I would have run for cover. But now I can only bite the bullet and rip the tape off his head.

Fortunately, there were surgical gloves in the small bag I wore close to my body—it's my brother's habit to carry them. Sometimes he doesn't dare touch skin directly when looking at genitalia.

This body wasn't his own. Even when the tape was ripped off, he didn't feel pain, just arrogance, refusing to bow his head.

"Can you please cooperate How can I tear up a document if you won't look down We're already in this mess, why are you still so angry" I couldn't help but complain.

“The walking corpse tilted its head.”

I'm so angry!

"If you keep acting like this, I'm leaving! I was already a million times reluctant to deal with these zombies, and now you give me the cold shoulder" I helplessly dropped my hand.

He hesitated for a moment — did he even need to hesitate! His face was swollen like a pig's head! Did he really want to continue being locked up like this

I only said it out loud, I don't really care. I'm not the kind of person who gets angry and loses control.

Chong Mo hesitated for a moment, then suddenly knelt down on one knee.

He didn't stoop to that level of humility, he still held his head high.

With his hands and feet shackled by iron chains, he rested his elbow on his knee, looking down at you with an air of condescension as if to say, "I'm lowering myself to your level for the sake of convenience."

It was truly helpless. I found the tape wrapped around his head and pulled it down with force. His eyes were freed — they were bruised and swollen, black and blue. He suddenly opened his eyelids, and there was a fire burning in his eyes!

"You, you don't stare at me...it wasn't me who made you like this..." I lowered my head to look at the tape in my hand. It was really embarrassing, I had pulled out a lot of hair.

I dared not look into the zombie's eyes, half-closing mine and reaching out with as much distance as possible to pull the tape stuck to its mouth.

Tape ripped open, he spat something out of his mouth.

"...What...what is this" I shrank back in fear, peering from the doorway.

"It's a temporary seal for power." Chong Mo was so angry his hair stood on end, his teeth grinding together.

"...What kind of hardened pill is this" I wanted to look but didn't dare touch it.

"Are you an idiot This is a hollow wooden ball, the pills are inside, they melt slowly, and it can even plug your mouth."

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"Damn it... I'm going to kill this bastard..." Chongmo snarled.

"Who"

"Just leave me alone! Let me go!" he snarled at me.

"How do I get this off... This chain doesn't have a keyhole, and it's so thick. It looks like it was welded on. I'm afraid I'll have to call the fire department..."

"Are you an idiot! With the Golden Light Ruyi in your hand, you're afraid of this scrap metal!" Chong Mo roared angrily.

"You're so capable, yet you're stuck in here by this junk...and you look like a pig!" I retorted indignantly.

This guy is so ungrateful. I endured the nausea to help him, and he even snapped at me!

"Jiang Qiyun had set up an ambush nearby, so I called him over to help you sever these—" I couldn't bear to see him in such a state.

"No!" Chongmo flatly refused.

What are you doing Are you still afraid of losing face

"Will you be able to heal with your methods" Chongmo asked.

"Huh" What's this

"Do you have any elixirs on you" he asked again.

I blankly shook my head.

I am just an ordinary person. I practice diligently and do what I can to help others, but I never thought about taking shortcuts or using back doors. Why would I carry such things with me

"How can you be so stupid! Where do you look like a cultivator!" Chong Mo roared angrily.

The little goblin outside was uneasy. He cautiously poked his head around the door and asked, "Little Lady, are you alright"

"I'm fine." I glanced at the little imp, and suddenly a light bulb went off in my mind—to get the elixir wouldn't be easy!

"Wait for me!" I hurriedly sat down, calmed my mind and silently recited the precious sutras with my fingers.

In the Taishang Xuanmen, there is a great deity who can transform into all forms and save both humans and ghosts, namely the supreme Deity Taichi.

I wouldn't dare trouble the deity with such a trivial matter, but that little imp has quite a stash of burnt pills in his gourd!

"Great Saint, great compassion, great vow. Ten directions transformation call, universal salvation of all beings. Through countless eons, saving countless sentient beings..."

"You're praying to the Azure Emperor" Chong Mo snorted coldly. "Hmph..."

What You dare to look down on the Great Emperor Qinghua This is one of the Six Supreme Divine Emperors!

He muttered under his breath, “It takes the Dongji Qinghua Emperor to deal with such a trivial matter You’re truly useless!”

"... It's useless if it's useless, I don't take shortcuts, and I won't force myself." I answered honestly.

As soon as the words were spoken, a little boy carrying a large gourd appeared at the door, peering through the doorway and pouting, "What's Your Majesty doing There's such a big formation outside..."

"I don't know either, please help this pig-headed... no, this Demon Lord first."

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Poof.

The little boy held back his laughter as I finished my story, stifling giggles while pouring out a handful of pills from his gourd.

I've never studied alchemy. I watch him choose herbs like a doctor prescribing medicine in a hospital—completely incomprehensible.

“Little Empress, this isn’t an ordinary case of being possessed. He was given a demon realm elixir. At best, his cultivation will be difficult to gather before the elixir’s effects wear off; at worst, his meridians and Qi Sea will be damaged. Demons’ elixirs are very domineering.” The little boy handed over two pills.

I took it in my hands and checked to see if it was burnt.

The little boy grumbled, dissatisfied: "This is good stuff! One for focus and qi, one for strengthening the body... I think his house is almost falling apart..."

He grabbed the two pills from my hand without a word, swallowed them in one gulp, and said to the boy, "Don't think for a minute I'm grateful to you."

The little boy pouted: "I dare not~~ The Five Emperors Demon Venerable tests cultivators from heaven and earth. You are a subordinate of the Black Emperor Demon Venerable, how dare I accept your favor~~ It's just that I'm giving face to the little empress, right."

He grinned at me, his voice low. "The last time I heard from the Wolf, he said there's a new bakery in your neighborhood that makes amazing cakes..."

"...I've offered you everything, okay"

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